John Sutherland

[Stevo aka Dr Katata Fish]

Its finally here a thread dedicated John Sutherland. I shall start you all off.


Chuck Norris is really John Sutherland in disguise.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1JSCgtK (1 John Sutherland Computer games technology Kick)

BTW I would like to apolgise to John Sutherland for what i have started but this is what happens when you are a legend.

[McGrevey]

If you have five dollars and John Sutherland has five dollars, John Sutherland has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on John Sutherland's computer. John Sutherland is always in control.
Apple pays John Sutherland 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
John Sutherland can sneeze with his eyes open.
John Sutherland can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
John Sutherland is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
John Sutherland destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
John Sutherland can kill two stones with one bird.

[Lex]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris/John Sutherland.

[SearingShihtzu]

John Sutherland can touch MC Hammer.

[Chris Kenny]

Jesus walked on water, but John Sutherland swam through land.

[Prof. Dr. SatNAV MSc CGT DDR FF7]

John Sutherland is suing the TV show Law & Order, because they plagiarised the name of his right and left fists.
There was a guy claming that he got 2 Cgt Kicks from John Sutherland, but he was lieing; he would have been dead after the first one.
The only thing stronger than John Sutherland is John Sutherland.

[Prof. Dr. SatNAV MSc CGT DDR FF7]

You know how every kid has pijamas of Superman. Superman has pijamas of John Sutherland.

[Stevo aka Dr Katata Fish]

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and John Sutherland finds it delicious.

[Stevo aka Dr Katata Fish]

John Sutherland is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

[Stevo aka Dr Katata Fish]

Google won't search for John Sutherland because it knows you don't find John Sutherland, he finds you.

[Chris Kenny]

John Sutherland counted to infinity - twice.

[Prof. Dr. SatNAV MSc CGT DDR FF7]

John Sutherland's punch is so fast, that he actually punches you yesterday.

[Chris Kenny]

John Sutherland kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two".